My name! My name is Alberto Del Rio! ...But you already knew that.
I'm a Chihuahua. I belong to a bleach blonde (real) pro-wrestler, barbie girl. She brushes my fur and dresses me everywhere. I'm a tan Chihuahua guy in a fantasy world. She dresses me up and tells me I'm her doggie. I am a dog model and I like snausages and blankets. I like walks. I can talk. I can act like a star, I can beg on my back legs.
Life with plastic, it's fantastic.