ALBERTO DEL RIO. 4. MEXICAN.

My name! My name is Alberto Del Rio!
...But you already knew that.

I'm a Chihuahua. I belong to a bleach blonde (real) pro-wrestler, barbie girl. She brushes my fur and dresses me everywhere. I'm a tan Chihuahua guy in a fantasy world. She dresses me up and tells me I'm her doggie. I am a dog model and I like snausages and blankets. I like walks. I can talk. I can act like a star, I can beg on my back legs.
Life with plastic, it's fantastic.
Damas y Caballeros! Es mi orgullo de presentara definicion de la exelencia!! Y el orgullo de mejico! el es Alberto Del Rio!!
I shop propped up
IN THE JUNGLE THE MIGHTY JUNGLE
WERD
I’M ABOUT THAT LIFE
pleuvonics:

i swear, he needs to be on some currency. now.